Gymnastics tells you ‘“no” all day long. It mocks you over and over again, telling you “You’re an idiot,” that you’re crazy. If you like running full speed towards a stationary object, vault’s for you! If you like peeling pieces of skin the size of quarters off your hands, bars is for you! Because the only thing more fun than rips is when your rips get rips. It’s super sexy. And floor? Are you serious? I mean, who doesn’t want to parade around in a leotard getting wedgies and doing dorky choreography? It’s delicious. If you like falling, gymnastics is THE sport for you! You get to fall on your face, your ass, your back, your knees, AND your pride! Good thing I didn’t like falling… I LOVED IT!
My expectation in life is to be invisible, and I’m good at it.
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